Who doesn’t want access to free burgers every day for the rest of their lives? Is not that everyone’s dream? Meaty and delicious burgers every single day, forever?
A burger chain restaurant in Australia, Mr Burger, is offering this to interested people.
All you have to do is be among the first ten people to have your last name legally changed to Burger, then have a copy of the name-change confirmation sent over to the restaurant before July 31.
You only stop receiving your lifetime supply if you die or have your name changed back. Also, you are only entitled to seven free burgers in a week, and you have to be over 18 years of age, and residing in Australia to meet the free supply conditions.
So if you don’t want to starve ever, make this change in your life.
Go to your nearest airport. Fly to Australia. Make a commitment and change your last name to Burger and live a happy life filled with burgers. This is going to be worth it!
You’d be tied to this forever… for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish and only death (and name change) can part you. 😀