20 Creepy Vintage Christmas Ads

These Christmas ads are so creepy that you won’t believe how some years ago they were considered ok. If you’ve never seen them, I can assure you, you won’t forget them easily.


1) Is that Santa?

1.) Whoa! Easy there, Santa.


2) That man is sleeping on the couch tonight

2.) Make your wife the reason Don's sleeping on the couch tonight.


3) That’s not a way to please a lady

3.) Is her eye OK?


4) Nice gifts, Santa!

4.) Better play nice, Dad. Don't want that nice little family of yours turning on you.


5) Yeah, only for that

5.) The perfect gift for that ex-wife of yours.


6) I’m not sure about that gift

6.) If you really knew men, you'd know they're not all favoring one brand.


7) Good way to decorate

7.) Who has that little girl been playing with?


8) Alcohol makes him so happy!

8.) I think I can tell which gift is his favorite.


9) We wish you a merry Christmas, and a VERY DRY new year!

9.) I'm sure they'd be more than happy with you simply not calling them that.


10) No she doesn’t

10.) A divorce?


11) Great for your lungs!

11.) Christmas: Now With MORE Second-Hand Smoke!


12) Is she ok?

12.) Looks like someone's got spoons on the brain again.


13) To make your neighbors run away

13.) The gift that keeps on terrifying your neighbors.


14) At least she can choose…

14.) I wonder why ads stopped featuring the word "WIVES" in big, block letters...


15) Unless you’re overweight

15.) Perfect for seeing how much the bags your wife packed for you weigh.


16) Another healthy gift

16.) Is it just me or is the tree in background on fire?


17) No Mr. Frosty, don’t drink that!

17.) No, Frosty, DON'T DO IT!


18) I didn’t know Santa can cook!

18.) I'm not sure anyone wants to see Santa's meat, even during the Holiday Season.


19) I’m sure she wan’t to buld a fire with it

19.) She's probably just looking for instructions for how to beat her husband over the head with it.


20) Santa, don’t do that!

20.) I like to think of Santa as a jolly soul, but not this jolly.








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